Killer Quick # 78
Education: The School of Grace, Charm, and Light Beatings
Occupation: Chimera
Aliases:
- Killerpants
- Killerpants of Death
- Killerface Deathpants
Signature Move: Calling off the jam...with style.
Side Projects:Perfecting the blank stare with the Spinsters, laughing at chumps, and turning the horrific into the hilarious.
Killer Quick grew up skating...
on the sidewalks and alleyways of small-town Ohio. She moonlighted at the local skating rink, drinking suicides and playing Ms. Pacman between fast skates and Tiffany ballads. Sometimes she misses those clunky white skates with pink wheels, but these days she's all grown up with the Big-Girl skates and a Big-Girl attitude.