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MRD’s Port Authorities will face the Charlotte Roller Girls of Charlotte, NC, and the Columbia Quad Squad of Columbia, SC.

Join us for our first B-level game of the 2016 season! See MRD’s Old Port Brigade take on Bangor Roller Derby’s B-term. Time: Doors open @ 4:30pm; Action begins @ 5:30pm Location:  Portland Exposition Build 239 Park Ave, Portland ME Prices: A  More...

Maine Roller Derby returns to the Portland Expo! This bout features MRD’s All-Star team, the Port Authorities vs Roller Derby Quebec’s All-Stars, Les Duchesses. Roller Derby Quebec recently joined the WFTDA and come into this bout with an init  More...

MRD’s Travel Team will face Green Mountain Roller Derby in a double-header: The Port Authorities vs GMRD’s Grade-A Fancies, and the Old Port Brigade vs GMRD’s Black Ice Brawlers.

In our second All-Star bout of 2016, Maine Roller Derby’s Port Authorities will take on the Roc Stars, the All-Star team of Roc City Roller Derby from Rochester, NY. The Port Authorities are currently ranked 84th in the WFTDA, while the Roc Stars are ra  More...

Travel Team Season is here. Maine Roller Derby is excited to present our annual Lucky Lass Throwdown! In our first All-Star bout of 2016, Maine Roller Derby’s All-Star team, The Port Authorities, take on Providence Roller Derby’s All-Stars, th  More...

Want to join Maine Roller Derby? Our next tryout date will be September 15, 2013 @ 5:30pm at Happy Wheels Skate Center. Before tryouts, we will offer informal skills training on August 7th and September 11 at 6pm at the Portland Expo (these sessions ar  More...

Hate the Love Maine Roller Derby presents Hate the Love.  Our first bout of 2014.  Come see the Calamity Janes take on Roller Derby Quebec at Happy Wheels Skate Center on February 15, 2014! Date: February 15, 2014Time: Doors open @ 5pm; Action begins @   More...

Lucky Lass Throwdown Maine Roller Derby presents Lucky Lass.  Check out the Port Authorities vs ROC City at Happy Wheels Skate Center on March 15, 2014! Date: March 15, 2014Time: Doors open @ 5pm; Action begins @ 5:30Location:  Happy Wheels Skate Center  More...

Tune in to sports radio station The Big Jab at 96.3 or AM 1440 in Portland and you might hear MRD’s new radio ads!    Maine Roller Derby – Short Radio Ad   Maine Roller Derby – Big Jab Radio Commercial

MRD Stars Interviewed by Kimball & Keyser Maine Roller Derby’s Grim D. Mise, Kissy Kicks, and T-Storm were interviewed by the Portland Press Herald’s Kimball & Keyser on January 16th about the appeal of Roller Derby. You can view their  More...

Port Authorities Undefeated at Home! Maine 87, CT 39 Maine Roller Derby’s all-star Port Authorities played the final game of their spring season against CT Stepford Sabotage Saturday, May 17, and won 87-39. It was the fledgling league’s second consecu  More...

The Port Authorities took an 8-0 lead in the first jam, and maintained the lead the entire night. In the third jam, Amaretto Sour Puss was the first Long Island jammer to secure lead status. She scored the team’s first three points. Long Island would no  More...

Please join us for another exciting Double Header when the Green Mountain Derby Dames pay us a visit and take on your The Calamity Janes and The Port Authorities. Two bouts, twice as much action! Join this event on Facebook here. Afterparty at Styxx for t  More...

Travel Team Coach 2015-2017

Travel Team Coach 2015-2017

TEAM : The Port Authorities Joined MRD: October 2008; Official league member since January 14th, 2009 Position(s) held:  -Training Committee 2010-present -Coach, Calamity Janes 2012-2013 Team(s):  -Calamity Janes 2009 -Port Authorities 2009-present AC  More...

Favorite quote: Iceberg right ahead!!! On her maiden voyage, Thigh Tanic struck an iceberg off the shores off of Portland Maine, Luckily she was rescued by Maine’s very on Port Authorities. Watch Out. Now she truly is UNSINKABLE! Tanic has been ska  More...