September 17, 2012
Nutritional Beast came from space to start a rock band, but upon the discovery that Earth-rocks lack tonal pizzazz abandoned that dream to draw werewolves and skate really fast in an oval-shape. She skated a season with the Bleeding Heartland Rollergirls in Bloomington, Indiana, then rode a rainbow tornado back downeast, bringing along their ancient midwestern go-for-it-ism, but not their totally insane and made-up grammatical structures. The Beast harbors visions of the magical future where she will tour North America in a converted ice-cream truck with a giant metal wolf head welded to the roof.
LIKES: Vegan donuts, gay wizards, and space pirates
DISLIKES: Unloading the dishwasher, the fact that she is not yet a wizard or a space pirate
DERBY IDOL: Iron Wench (Montreal New Skids)
DERBY GOAL: No forearms!