Maul E. Ringwald #16
Categories : Retired Skaters
Date Joined: September 17, 2012
On her 16th birthday, Maul E. Ringwald closed her eyes, blew out her 16 candles and wished for one thing: love. Over the years there were many who tried to win her heart, but nothing seemed to stick. It wasn’t until many years later, and many miles traveled, that her search was over. However, it was not another person that made her heart skip a beat, but rather a sport on 8 wheels.
Along with her fellow R.I.P. Tides, Maul E. Ringwald promises to bring the pain of a hard-hitting tidal wave all around the Northeast, but still vows to spread one thing that brought her to roller derby in the first place: love.
Likes: Handlebar mustaches, Audrey Hepburn movies, coffee.
Dislikes: Grammatical errors, paper cuts, the color pink… Even though she looks pretty in it.
Fun fact: I once gave my panties to a geek.