Categories : Retired Skaters
Date Joined: September 15, 2013
Lolo was born in a small tireswing, south of mexico. She attended a school called Stalebread Academy until the age of 3. It was then that she was expelled for flinging pickles at a teacher’s head. An orphan, she was taken in by a group of wild geese, who taught her how to rob banks, the art of tae bo, and the beauty of darwinism. Years later, on a windy day, a roller derby flyer blew onto Lolo’s face while she was running from the cops. Moments after this she escaped into a dark alleyway. She caught her breath. There was just enough light in the alley to look over the flyer. It was then and there that she decided she needed to learn how to read. More importantly though, she decided that it was her destiny to play roller derby. Ever since joining MRD, she has stayed out of trouble, having robbed less banks and what-not. She has also since then taken up knitting to 80’s music and techno. She still visits her now-mostly-rabid feathered family on the weekends and remains thankful that roller derby suddenly found its way into her life on that one windy day.
What derby position(s) do you play?
Part time “anti-jammer”. Mostly blocking, some jamming.
League position(s) held? (past and/or present)
Favorite Derby Accomplishment(s) / Proudest Moment?
Lolo has won stinkiest gear 2 years in a row (and remains slightly skeptical about it). Also, one time her pants were pulled down by the jammer.
When did you join MRD?
Transferred from RCR 1.5 years ago? 2 years? Idk.
What I do off-skates? (hobbies, job, etc)
Lolo likes long romantic walks on the beach, robbing banks and picking my nose
Favorite post-practice snack?
Sandwiches will always hold a very special place in Lolo’s heart.
Favorite trick on skates
Backward somersault.. or this one other thing that’s kinda hard to explain…
Most Likely to ___________.
Do something super weird?
My derby name was almost ________.
Something in another language that she would have to constantly explain to people.
What is your sports/skating background?
In 2nd grade, Lolo played a made up position in soccer that consisted of staying out of the way and picking flowers. Other than that she never skated or played any sports prior to derby.
Do you have a pre-bout ritual?
If you had your own theme song, what would it be?
Safety Dance. Or that song where that super weird guy just sings “lolo lolo lo lolo lo lolo looooooo”
What MRD team do you play on?
Rip Tides and TT